10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP