10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!