10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"