10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Why not, when some because there are three.