10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- in the poker game of life women are the rake