10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "No river, no fish."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway