10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."