10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves