10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword