10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.