10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."