10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss