10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers