10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"