10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)