10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.