10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---