10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris