10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.