10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.