10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is for loners.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel