10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT