10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.