10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike