10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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