10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Fook the floosh droo!