10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.