10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.