10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss