10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!