10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.