10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-