10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe