10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.