10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi