10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• It's Free To Fold...
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament