10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo