10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is for fat, American losers.