10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.