10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha