10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"