10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'