10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)