10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger