10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!