10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.