10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow