10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "No river, no fish."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.