10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "No river, no fish."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels