10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.